• Me: I met a boy.
• Me (two days later): nevermind

[shrimpfur]

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

[akiglancy]

gayest sport on earth

[fiftyshadesoffandoms]

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

[iseewhatyoudidier]

WHAT

[the-timelord-girl-who-hunts]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[gallifrey-feels]

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

[wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff]

why is he putting his hand in his pants

[vachelsstrife]

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

[hannibalthecanibal]

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

[approachingnormal]

guys

they oil each other up 

im crying here 

[jpsycho]

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

• Me: *calls u a nerd*
• Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*

[ugly]

REBLOG AND CLICK TO PLAY!

[debisanacronym1]

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

[i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei]

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

[queen-of-dork]

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

[artigosaurus]

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

[heretical-hypothetical]

THE UNDERDOG

[randomfandomteacher]

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

[lesbiangrandmas]

SOURCES
HERE

[heartfeltshadow]

GOD BLESS PLUTO

[myenchiladano]

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU ALL

[bootybiscuit]

if you wanna be my lover you gotta reblog my text posts

[dlubes]

god i just rly like kissing boys

[myenchiladano]

I wish I could partake in this activity

[wifisearcher]

i cANT EVEN omg